Clik here to view.
OkKinky? (No Comments)
Most of the messages I receive from men on online dating sites are fairly innocuous and boring. Many don’t even bother writing a sentence with more than one clause. I frequently get some variation of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Why didn’t you call me? (No Comments)
Here’s a song we’ve all wished we could sing from time to time. In “Hey Boy,” The Blow sings about a guy who never called her, perhaps after a first encounter or date. She lyrically and succinctly sums...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Pussy Palate Cleanser (2 Comments)
Speaking to a friend (and dancer-singer extraordinaire–check out her video for “Step Lively” featuring some of NYC’s best house dancers) Miss Al Boogie about the after effects of bad sex. “When that...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The subway platform as meet market (2 Comments)
Photo by Rachelle B. This was photo was taken in NYC’s very own underground meat market–a subway station. Though I have never dated anyone I’ve met on the subway, I do spend an inordinate amount of...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Secrets of Shiksa Appeal: a dating book that manages to offend everyone...
If you are a single Jewish woman, chances are you’re doing everything wrong. You are probably too loud, too opinionated and poorly dressed to boot. Why else are your men fleeing into the arms of the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Sex and Coffee (No Comments)
Last night my Netflix account suggested watching Ally McBeal as my Saturday night activity in lieu of going out and meeting people (it’s been doing that a lot lately). It had been years since I last...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Would you date your pharmacist? (No Comments)
A potential suitor? (Photo by easylocum via CC) I have the good fortune of living around the corner from an excellent, neighborhood pharmacy where I fill all of my prescriptions. (Most recently– $120...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Core-gasmic (No Comments)
Has it been awhile since you’ve had slept with a man? Do you have a gym membership? Then you’ll be just fine. According to Science(!), you can get off with exercise. Findings from a first-of-its-kind...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Unilateral Dating (No Comments)
She wants to kiss him whether he likes it or not. (Photo by Lutz-R. Frank via CC) A preschool teacher friend of mine recently posted a conversation that she had with a four-year-old girl during snack...
View ArticleClik here to view.
When You Haven’t Had Sex For Awhile (NSFW) (8 Comments)
This comic was inspired by a conversation I had with a friend of mine who is going through a bit of a dry spell. Lord knows, we all have been there (and there have been times that I’ve gone longer than...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Now tell me, where did the dog touch you? (No Comments)
He should only kiss your face. That's it. (Photo via CC) I’m currently dogsitting for a lab with an extra sensitive stomach, which requires medication. In order to get her to take her pills, I stuck...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Why don’t we get extra birth control pills? (No Comments)
Photo via CC I just spent fifteen minutes crawling on the floor, helping a friend search for a dropped birth control pill. (We found lint and two runaway Advils, but alas no hormonal pink pills.)...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Like Two Ships Passing In The Night? (No Comments)
Over the last few months, I’ve had several versions of the following conversation with female friends and acquaintances (because people I barely know tell me the darndest things). They begin by talking...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Hand Holding: The Final Frontier (No Comments)
I was having drinks with a friend who recently began dating a new guy. I asked the usual questions–what’s his name, what does he look like, what does he do, how many dates, have you kissed, had sex,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A Tale of Bacon and Sex (No Comments)
Credit: Pork Memoirs It’s been a loooong time since I last posted. Sorry! So many things have happened in that time. I went to LA for a few months, I got into a minor car accident (thankfully no one...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Etiquette of Re-Gifting Your Virginity (No Comments)
Rory gifted her virtue to this guy. Last week I caught the dreaded killer flu and spent the entire time in bed, watching an obscene amount of television. (Well, it’s only obscene if you’re not terribly...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Must you wait to have sex if you want a relationship? (3 Comments)
The other night, my friend was telling me (via text message) about the new woman in his life. They’ve been seeing each other for a few weeks and things have gotten intense pretty quickly yet they...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The Case Against De-Friending (No Comments)
Lately, I’ve been toying with unfriending someone I had slept with numerous times. I wanted to wipe the slate clean, I told myself. I didn’t want to accidentally stumble upon the goings-on in his life...
View ArticleClik here to view.
What’s your O-face? (No Comments)
Your O-face should be as individual as your fingerprint. But even so, your expression probably falls into one of these broad categories such as “The Sleeper” or “Stage Fright” or “The Henry Winkler.”...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Wine, the Dance Lubricant (No Comments)
I saw this sign outside of the wine shop around the corner from my apartment. I tend not to drink when I want to dance since I’m something of a narcoleptic drunk. (I actually went to sleep in the...
View Article
